Seems like a whole lot of effort to make in hopes of running a few tests.

[Were Sherlock here, that would have probably sparked a grand assortment of theories, but he wasn't. And so John's slightly suspicious observation and silent thoughts were all that were due. John eventually clears his throat.]

From what I can see it looks decent enough. I'm on a bridge on the outskirts of the village, I think.

I'm... not required to stay dressed like this, am I?